August Giveaway – Win the Adam & Eve Wooden Lamps 💡🔥
Forget boring bedside lights — this July, Smithers is turning up the charm. One lucky winner will bag not one, but both of our iconic Adam & Eve Wooden Lamps (worth £190).
Playful, striking, and guaranteed to spark conversation, these lamps bring wit, character, and a splash of Smithers swagger into any space. And yes — you’ll win both Adam and Eve.
Competition closes 23rd Sept 2025 — so get your entries in before the lights go out.
💡 The Story Behind the Icons
Adam and Eve: the ultimate duo. Carved from rich wood and finished with bold silhouettes, these lamps are a minimalist take on iconic design. Adam rocks the round bulb, Eve flaunts the star — together they’re the perfect pair.
But before you claim them for your lounge, studio, or bedroom, here’s the big question:
👉 What biblical garden did Adam and Eve famously live in? 🌿
(Hint: no apples included with the lamps.)
🏆 How to Enter
1️⃣ Answer the question:
What garden did Adam and Eve live in?
2️⃣ Send your answer via our Contact Us page with:
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Your full name
- Your answer
3️⃣ Follow us on at least one of our social platforms:
⚡ Bonus Entry Alert
Want extra chances to win?
– Register on our blog and leave a cheeky comment under this post.
– Like, share, and comment on our socials — every interaction boosts your odds.
Ready to Light Up Your Life?
This is more than just a lamp set. It’s a playful design duo, a conversation starter, and a little piece of Smithers eccentricity for your home.
Adam brings the glow, Eve brings the star power. Together? They’re unforgettable.
But remember — this giveaway ends on 23rd sept 2025.
👉 JOIN THE GIVEAWAY – ENTER NOW!
💬 Drop us a comment below — would you put Adam & Eve in your bedroom, studio, or somewhere even cheekier?
🔥 No bots. No bland. Just bold comments from beautiful weirdos.
July Giveaway – Dead Fred Pen Holder 🖊️💀
Every month, Smithers brings you a prize that’s bold, bizarre, and never boring. This July, we’re giving away something with a darker twist: the infamous Dead Fred Pen Holder (worth £10).
Sick? Maybe. Funny? Definitely. Stress-relieving? Absolutely. Stab Fred with your pen and release your inner office rage — without the HR paperwork.
💀 Who is Dead Fred?
Dead Fred isn’t just a desk accessory — he’s your stress-relief sidekick. Feeling the grind? Stab Fred with your biro. Deadlines piling up? Plant your pen in his chest. He’ll take the hits while keeping your desk stylishly twisted.
But before you welcome Fred to your office, you’ll need to answer this little question:
👉 In what year was the modern ballpoint pen first patented?
🏆 How to Enter
1️⃣ Answer the question:
What year was the ballpoint pen patented?
2️⃣ Send your answer via our Contact Us page with:
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Your full name
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Your answer
3️⃣ Follow us on one of our socials (pick your favourite rebel platform):
⚡ Bonus Entry Alert
Want to double your chances?
– Register on our blog and drop a comment below this post.
– Like, share, and interact with us on socials — every click helps your entry stand out.
Ready to Vent in Style?
Forget boring mugs and bland stress balls — Dead Fred is the desk accessory that makes colleagues look twice and laugh out loud. He’s dark, he’s funny, and he’s waiting for you.
👉 JOIN THE GIVEAWAY – ENTER NOW!
💬 Tell us in the comments — would you keep Fred on your office desk, your home workspace, or gift him to a mate who needs a good stab of humour?
🔥 No bots. No bland. Just bold comments from beautiful weirdos.
Competition closes 31st July 2025.
June Giveaway – Win a Wall-Mounted T-Rex Skull 🦖🔥
This June, the dunes shift and the dinosaurs roar. Smithers is unleashing the most Jurassic prize yet: a Wall‑Mounted T‑Rex Dinosaur Head (valued at £100) is up for grabs!
Perfect for your lounge, office, or secret fortress—this fossil skull is high on swagger, not subtlety. Forget beige—this is bold, prehistoric, and unapologetically fierce.
The Tale of the Tyrant Lizard King
The name Tyrannosaurus rex literally means “tyrant lizard king.” The name “Tyrannosaurus” comes from Greek meaning “tyrant lizard,” and “rex” is Latin for “king,” so together: “king of the tyrant lizards.” dictionary.com+4si.edu+4kids.nationalgeographic.com+4
Now, before you claim this piece of Jurassic royalty, show us you know your dinosaur lingo…
Here’s your competition question:
What does “Tyrannosaurus rex” mean?
How to Enter the Giveaway
1️⃣ Answer the question:
What does Tyrannosaurus rex mean?
2️⃣ Submit your answer via our Contact Us page—including:
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Your full name
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Your answer
3️⃣ Follow us on one of our social platforms:
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Facebook: smithersofstamford
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Instagram: @smithersofstamford
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TikTok: @smithersofstamford
Bonus Entry Alert
Want to boost your odds? Do more than just enter:
– Register on our blog and leave a comment under this post.
– Like, share, or comment on any of our social content.
Every bit of interaction gives you more swagger… and more chances to win the T-Rex.
Ready to Rule the Room?
Imagine that fossilized grin staring down your guests, colleagues, or unsuspecting Zoom visitors. This ain’t a paperweight—it’s power, personality, and prehistoric prestige.
The Dune of June has shifted. Now the T-Rex roars.
👉 JOIN THE GIVEAWAY – ENTER NOW!
Drop us a comment, you glorious fossil fanatic: where would the T-Rex hang in your space? Office? Lounge? Somewhere more outrageous?
🔥 No bots. No bland. Just bold comments from beautiful weirdos.
May giveaway Fancy a Freebie? £5 On Us!
Every rebel deserves a reward — and this month, Smithers is keeping it short, sweet, and stylish. We’re giving one lucky winner a £5 Smithers Gift Voucher to spend on anything funky, retro, or flat-out fabulous in our collection.
That’s right: neon, reclaimed, retro, or rare — five quid of pure Smithers swagger could be yours.
Why a Smithers Gift Voucher?
Because sometimes picking for yourself is the real luxury. Forget socks, ties, or other snooze-worthy gifts — a voucher is your backstage pass into our world of rebellious interiors and quirky gifts. Think bold neon signs, industrial chic furniture, or cheeky accessories guaranteed to raise eyebrows (in a good way).
It’s not just a voucher. It’s permission to break the boring.
The Question That Gets You In
You know we don’t hand things out without a little challenge. So here’s your question, dear design rebels:
👉 What’s the name of Smithers’ legendary BBQ that looks like a toolbox?
(Hint: fire-masters already love it, and it’s NOT a toy!)
🏆 How to Enter
1️⃣ Answer the question:
📩 What’s the name of our BBQ that looks like a toolbox?
2️⃣ Send your answer via our Contact Us page. Include:
✅ Your full name
✅ Your answer
3️⃣ Follow us on ONE of these platforms:
📘 Facebook
📸 Instagram
🎵 TikTok
⚡ Bonus Entry Alert
Want to double your chances?
– Register on our blog and leave a comment below this post.
– Interact with us on social media (likes, shares, cheeky comments — we love them all).
Every action adds a little extra swagger to your entry.
Ready to Spend That Fiver?
Imagine grabbing £5 off your next Smithers purchase — whether it’s a neon sign that shouts louder than your neighbour’s telly, a chair that doubles as pop art, or a quirky gift for a mate who thinks they’ve seen it all.
With us, you’re not just buying furniture or gifts. You’re buying personality.
So go on — answer the question, drop your details, and throw your name into the funky hat.
👉 JOIN THE GIVEAWAY – ENTER NOW!
💬 And hey — don’t just lurk. Drop us a comment, you stylish troublemaker. Tell us what you’d spend your £5 on. Neon? Furniture? Something gloriously weird? We want to know.
🔥 No bots. No bland. Just bold comments from beautiful weirdos.
🦇 This Month’s April Giveaway: Win the Legendary Comic Batman Chair!
Fancy a Freebie? You’ve Landed in Gotham!
Every month we give away something fabulously funky — and this time, we’re going full superhero. 🖤💥
One lucky winner will take home the Comic Batman Chair — a bold pop art statement seat inspired by Gotham’s finest. It’s retro, it’s rebellious, and it’s ridiculously cool. Are you ready to claim your throne?
🦸♂️ The Story Behind the Bat 🦸♀️
Before we let you enter, let’s test your comic book knowledge…
The Batman we all know and love first swooped onto the scene decades ago, instantly becoming a pop culture powerhouse. His bold look, brooding charm, and no-nonsense justice made him a legend.
But here’s the question that separates the fans from the fanatics:
👉 In what year did Batman make his first-ever comic book appearance? 🕵️♂️
🏆 How to Enter the Giveaway:
Entering is easier than escaping Arkham:
1️⃣ Answer the question:
📩 In what year did Batman make his comic debut?
2️⃣ Send your answer via our Contact Us page. Include: ✅ Your full name
✅ Your full address
✅ Your full postcode
✅ Your answer
3️⃣ Follow us on ONE of these platforms:
📘 Facebook
📸 Instagram
🎵 TikTok
⚡ Bonus Entry Alert!
Want to boost your odds of winning this Bat-tastic prize? 🦇
Just register on our blog and leave a comment below this post. Interact with us on social media too — every little like and comment adds some superhero sparkle to your entry!
Ready to fight boring furniture crime with style?
👉 JOIN THE GIVEAWAY – ENTER NOW!
💬 Drop Us a Comment, You Glorious Rebel
Got the answer? Got opinions? Got a thing for Batman chairs? Let’s hear it.
🔥 No bots. No bland. Just bold comments from beautiful weirdos.
This Month’s March Competition Giveaway: The Iconic Hula Dashboard Girl!
Fancy a Freebie? You’re in the Right Place!
Welcome to our Monthly Giveaway, where we dish out epic, quirky, and downright cool prizes every single month. No catch, just a bit of fun! 🎉
This month, we’re throwing it back with a classic vintage icon—the Hula Dashboard Girl! 🌺 But before you enter, let’s test your knowledge…
The Story Behind the Hula Dashboard Girl 🌴💃
Ever noticed that wobbly little hula dancer sitting on classic car dashboards in old movies? She’s more than just a fun decoration—she has a fascinating history!
✅ She’s inspired by Polynesian culture and represents the traditional Hawaiian hula dance.
✅ These dashboard dolls became crazy popular in the 1950s, especially in the U.S., thanks to the post-war love for all things tropical.
✅ Some say they bring good luck and the spirit of Aloha to your travels!
But here’s the real question:
👉 Where does the Hula Dashboard Girl originate from? 🤔
Think you know? Great! Let’s get you entered…
How to Enter the Giveaway 🎁
Entering is super easy (but you gotta do it right!):
1️⃣ Answer the question:
📩 Where does the Hula Dashboard Girl originate from?
2️⃣ Send us your answer via our Contact Us page, making sure to include:
✅ Your full name
✅ Your full address
✅ Your full postcode
✅ Your answer
3️⃣ Follow us on ONE of these platforms:
Bonus Entry: Want to boost your chances of winning? 🎉 Simply register an account on our blog and leave a comment on this post. You can also engage with us on any of the social media links above for an extra edge! 🚀