Finding the perfect Secret Santa gift can be a challenge, especially when you want something that’s both hilarious and a little on the cheeky side.
BUT FEAR NOT: FUNNY SECRET SANTA GIFTS ARE HERE
We’ve got you covered with the ultimate roundup of gifts that are sure to get a laugh (and maybe a blush or two). Whether it’s the ‘C#nt’ plate for that ex-boyfriend who deserves a not-so-subtle message, a ‘Fuck Off’ neon sign to add some bold flair to any space, or the ‘Classy Bitch’ plate for your best friend who’s both sassy and classy, these picks are anything but boring. And for that moody workmate who rolls their eyes at Christmas cheer? A ‘Festive as Fuck’ mug will deliver just the right amount of festive spirit—sarcasm included. Dive into our list of the best slightly rude, undeniably funny Secret Santa gifts that will steal the show at any exchange.
1: GIFTS FOR EX BOYFRIEND
Looking for a cheeky Secret Santa gift for your ex-boyfriend or that one person who never fails to frustrate you? The ‘C*NT Plate‘ from Smithers is a hilariously bold choice that’s sure to make a statement! Perfect for those moments when subtlety just won’t cut it, this plate delivers the message loud and clear, wrapped in a playful design that’ll have everyone laughing (or blushing). Whether you’re gifting it for the shock value or simply to add some spice to the holiday fun, this plate is the ultimate way to say exactly what’s on your mind, no filter required. Grab yours and get ready to be the talk of the Secret Santa swap! 
2: Dead Fred Pen Holder: The Darkly Humorous Desk Buddy 🖊️💀
Meet Dead Fred, the pen holder that’s as twisted as your sense of humor. Need a spot to store your pen and a way to blow off some steam? Dead Fred’s got you covered – and he won’t complain about the abuse.
3: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Got a work mate who grumbles at the sight of tinsel and tunes out the Christmas jingles? We’ve got just the thing to add a dash of irony to their holiday season—a Festive Christmas Mug that’s perfect for the office Scrooge! This exclusive mug combines just the right amount of holiday cheer with a playful wink to those who’d rather skip the season altogether. It’s the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for people who hate Christmas. It might even win a smile from your Christmas-hating colleague. Grab yours now and gift a laugh along with that holiday spirit!
4: DARK HUMOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS
Meet the newest addition to your kitchen: the ‘Eat Up and F*ck Off’ Plate Christmas dinner plate serving up a side of sass with your Christmas dinner, this plate will have your guests chuckling from the moment they set eyes on it. Whether it’s for the family member who always overstays their welcome or just to bring some humour to the holiday table, this plate is all about setting the tone with a playful twist. Bold, unapologetic, and downright hilarious, it’s the perfect way to keep the laughs going all day long!
5: GET GROOVY WITH COOL GIFTS: RAPHAEL GOLD CHERUB
Add a touch of funk to your decor with the Gold Cool Cherub Statue! This sunglass-wearing angel is bursting with personality, effortlessly blending classic elegance with a modern, cheeky twist. Perfect for anyone who loves to mix tradition with a bit of flair, this Gold Cherub isn’t just a statue—it’s a statement. Whether it’s adding a dash of cool to your home, office, or as a unique gift for that friend who loves something a little out of the ordinary, this groovy cherub is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Embrace the blend of timeless art and contemporary style with this one-of-a-kind piece!
6: THE No.1 BEST-SELLING MEN’S AFTERSHAVE: BOOZE and BACCY!
Captain Fawcett’s Booze and Baccy Eau de Parfum Aftershave—the No.1 best-selling Men’s aftershave! This luxurious scent blends rich notes of booze and tobacco, capturing the essence of a dapper gentleman with every spritz. Ideal for the man who appreciates a touch of classic sophistication with a modern edge, this aftershave is more than just a fragrance—it’s a statement of style and confidence. Give the gift of timeless allure and make sure he always smells his best with Captain Fawcett’s Booze and Baccyis is the best aftershaves for men.7:🦖 T-Rex Bottle Opener – Roar Into Style! 🦖
Introducing the T-Rex Bottle Opener—a ferocious fusion of form and function that brings prehistoric power to your beverage experience. 
8: STRONG WOMAN GIFTS:
Another True Story – Bitches Get Stuff Done. For the woman who takes charge, gets things done, and never backs down, this ‘Bitches Get Stuff Done‘ Coin Purse is the perfect accessory. It’s not just a coin purse; it’s a statement of empowerment and a tribute to those who hustle, grind, and achieve their goals, no matter what. Whether you’re climbing the corporate ladder, managing a household, or conquering your personal dreams, this coin purse celebrates the true spirit of getting stuff done. Some people study, some hit the gym, and some might take shortcuts, but you? You’re all about action and results. This coin purse is the ideal gift for the strong, unstoppable woman who doesn’t just dream big—she makes it happen. Carry your change, cards, and a whole lot of attitude with this fierce and fabulous accessory!
9: A Gift for Dave 🎁 Because We All Know a Dave, Right? 😄
Meet Cool Dave, the guy with the coolest shades around! Whether he’s chilling on your windowsill, hanging out under a tree, or adding a touch of personality to your garden, Cool Dave is always ready to spread those good sunshine vibes. With his laid-back attitude and iconic sunglasses, Cool Dave brings a fun, relaxed energy to any space.
10: Funny Gay Icon Mug
This is it—the Gay Icon Mug, a true statement piece for your collection! Beautifully hand-printed and packaged in a stylish gift box, this unique mug is the perfect gift for Christmas (or any occasion). Bold,fabulous, and one of a kind—don’t miss out on our most sought-after gift of the season
11: Deserving DICK Plate
And in comes the Dick Plate – turning heartache into hilarity.
Who needs closure when you have this masterpiece?We’ve all been there – a break-up that leaves us feeling hurt, angry and wanting to get back at our ex. While some may choose to move on with their lives, others want to make sure their ex knows just how much they messed up by leaving.
12: Serve Up the F*ck Off Plate
Our f*ck off plate is the perfect way to show your true colours at mealtime!
13: Instant Underpants: Just Add Water! 🩲💦
Ever been caught in a pinch and thought, “If only I had a spare pair of undies…” Well, worry no more – Instant Underpants are here to save the day!
14: Merry F*ing Christmas Dinner Plate** 🎄🍽️
Introducing the boldest way to serve up holiday cheer: the Merry F*ing Christmas Dinner Plate!** Perfect for those who love their Christmas spirit with a side of sass, this 10’’ ceramic plate is both beautiful and hilariously unique.
15: Festive As F_CK Bauble 🎄✨
Bring some sass and sparkle to your Christmas tree with the Festive As F_CK Bauble! Perfect for those who like their holiday spirit with a little edge, this ornament adds a cheeky twist to traditional decor.
15: Last Supper Mints: A Breath of Divine Freshness ✝️🍃
QUELCH your cravings and keep your breath holy and minty fresh with these Last Supper Mints! These little miracles come packed 100 strong in a sleek, slim-line tin featuring Da Vinci’s iconic masterpiece.
16: Boss Lady Coin Purse: For the Woman Who Means Business 💼💋
Show the world who’s in charge with the Boss Lady Coin Purse – the ultimate accessory for women who know their worth and aren’t afraid to flaunt it.
17: 🎁 Snag your Hangry Lunch Bag today – because nobody needs to see you hangry.
We LOVE them! The hard wearing, long lasting hangry bags are perfect as a little lunch bag, or a little carry bag, or whatever you fancy.
18: Saving for Shoes Tin: For Every Shoe Lover’s Dream 👠💰
You don’t need to convince us – we know shoes are more than just footwear. They’re a statement, a passion, and, let’s face it, sometimes an addiction. That’s why the Saving for Shoes Tin is here to help you turn your shoe dreams into a reality.19: Ice Cream Money Purse: Sweet and Sustainable 🍦💰
Keep your cash cool and your conscience clear with the Ice Cream Money Purse! Perfect for ice cream runs or everyday essentials, this eco-friendly purse is as practical as it is adorable. 🎁 Get your Ice Cream Money Purse today – because life is too short for boring accessories!
20: Zombie Finger Puppets: Bring the Undead to Life! 🧟🖐️
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs… Ahh, the life of a zombie puppet! These creepy yet fun Zombie Finger Puppets are here to haunt your fingers and add a spooky twist to your day.
21: Finger Puppets: Tiny Hands, Big Fun! 🤲🎭
Step up your imaginative play with these hilarious Hand Finger Puppets! Slip them on, and suddenly your fingers transform into miniature arms with their own human hands – the perfect props for endless creative storytelling.
22: F*CK It Art Plate: Say Yes to Life!** 🎨✨
A gift for yourself, remind yourself to say yes, you don’t always have to say yes, but if you don’t, you might miss out!
23: Munchies Lunch Bag: Eco-Friendly, Fun, and Functional! 🥪🌍
Whether it’s a snack stash, a little carry-all, or your go-to lunch bag, the Munchies Lunch Bag is the perfect companion. Stylish, durable, and planet-friendly, this bag is ready for whatever you fancy.
24: Beware of Zombies Sign: A Warning You Can’t Ignore! 🧟♂️⚠️
Add a little undead charm to your space with the Beware of Zombies Sign. Whether you’re setting the mood for Halloween, decorating your zombie-themed lair, or just warning guests of the danger ahead, this sign is a must-have for horror fans.
25: F*CK Hip Flask: Sip with Attitude! 🥃✨
Introducing the Smithers F*CK Hip Flask – the bold, cheeky accessory that’s perfect for weddings, parties, or just because! Designed to turn heads and add a little extra fun to any occasion, this flask is your ultimate companion for discreet sips with style.
26: Luchadores Bottle Opener: The Champ of Beer Openers! 🤼♂️🍻
Wrestling fans, rejoice! The Luchador Bottle Opener is here to tag-team your bottles and make every beer-opening moment legendary. Styled like a mini wrestler, this quirky opener brings a smackdown of fun to your drink game.
27: You Make Me Melt Romantic Candle: Love in Every Flicker 🕯️❤️
Set the mood with the sweet, romantic scent of the You Make Me Melt Candle. Perfect for cozy nights, heartfelt gestures, or simply reminding someone how much they mean to you, this candle is all about love and warmth.
28:Natural Born Shopper Recycled Purse: Made for the Shopping Pro 👜♻️
Introducing the Natural Born Shopper Purse, a quirky and eco-conscious accessory for those who shop like it’s their superpower. Made from recycled bank bags and featuring “Natural Born Shopper” boldly on the front, this purse is as unique as your shopping style.
29: Soap on a Rope: The Ultimate Shower Stage Prop 🎤🧼
If your friend loves belting out tunes in the shower, then this Soap on a Rope is the perfect gift! Designed as a vintage-style microphone, it’s the ultimate accessory for turning shower time into showtime.
30: Captain Legless Corkscrew: The Hero of Wine Nights 🍷⚓
Meet Captain Legless, the corkscrew that turns every bottle opening into a laugh-out-loud moment! Whether it’s wine or beer, this quirky waiter’s friend will have your guests chuckling as you pop the cork or crack the cap.
31: Creepy Rabbit Mask: Unleash Your Inner Wonderland or Darko 🐇🎭
Hosting an Alice in Wonderland-inspired party? Dreaming of channeling the eerie vibes of Donnie Darko? The Smithers Creepy Rabbit Mask is your ultimate accessory for a night of intrigue, mystery, and just the right amount of weirdness.
32:🎁 Grab your Self Help Hip Flask today
Because life’s too short to take it too seriously! 🥃💡
33: Fight Like a Girl Zipper Purse: Bold, Fierce, and Fabulous 🥊💖
Sometimes you put up your dukes, sometimes you put your foot down – and with the Fight Like a Girl Zipper Purse, you’ll do it in style. This fierce little accessory is perfect for carrying your essentials while making a statement.
34: Skull Serving Spoon: Serve with a Touch of Darkness 💀🍴
Elevate your serving game with the Silver Skull Spoon, a bold and edgy piece made from solid cast aluminium. Perfect for those who love their tableware with a side of gothic flair!
35:Moustache Mood: Express Yourself in Style! 👨🏻🦱✨
Why settle for the same old look when you can match your mood with these Moustache Mood Lip Rugs? Fun, colorful, and full of personality, these quirky moustaches are the ultimate way to show off your style and switch it up whenever you feel like it.
36: Skull Shot Glass Set: Sip with an Edge 💀🥃
Take your shot game to the next level with the Smithers Skull Shot Glass Set. This set of 4 uniquely designed glasses is perfect for adding a dramatic twist to your parties, gatherings, or quiet nights in.
37: Evidence Zipper Purse: Hide It in Plain Sight 🔍💼
Introducing the Evidence Zipper Purse – your discreet companion for all things secret (or not-so-secret). With its tongue-in-cheek design and practical size, this purse is perfect for keeping your essentials under wraps.
38: I Hate Everyone Too Zipper Purse: A Statement of Pure Sass 😒✨
The I Hate Everyone Too Zipper Purse is the ultimate accessory for anyone who wears their sarcasm on their sleeve (and now their purse!) Measuring 24cm x 18cm, it’s big enough to double as a makeup bag, giving you plenty of room to stash your beauty essentials, cash, cards, or even those little trinkets you can’t live without – all with a touch of attitude.
39: Don’t F*CK With My Sh*t Zipper Purse
Keep your essentials safe with attitude! This bold and cheeky zipper purse is perfect for those who don’t hold back. With a spacious size of 24 cm x 18 cm, it’s large enough to double as a travel makeup bag or a handy travel pouch.
40: Marlin Corkscrew 🐟🍷
Reel in the perfect gift with our Marlin Corkscrew – the ultimate “Catch of the Day”! 🎣 Designed with sleek nautical charm, this corkscrew is a must-have for fishermen, sea lovers, or anyone who appreciates a touch of ocean-inspired elegance. 🌊⚓ Whether you’re uncorking a fine wine after a successful day on the water or adding a unique piece to your barware collection, the Marlin Corkscrew is as functional as it is eye-catching. 🥂 Dive into style and make every bottle-opening experience a voyage to remember! 🚤✨
41: Dashboard Hula Girl 🌺🚗
Add a tropical twist to your joyride with our Dashboard Hula Girl! 🌴 Her groovy moves and carefree vibes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a little spice to your travels. Whether you’re cruising down the highway or stuck in traffic, her charming dance will turn any trip into a mini-vacation. 🌺💃 The ultimate companion for lovers of kitschy fun and retro flair!
42: Top Hat Trinket Dish – Quirky Storage for Jewellery & More 🎩✨
Add a touch of whimsy to your home with our ceramic Top Hat Trinket Dish! Perfect for keeping your small jewellery items, coins, or any little treasures neat and tidy, this charming dish combines style and practicality. Its playful design makes it a standout accessory for your dresser or bedside table. Ideal as a gift or a treat for yourself, it’s the ultimate quirky storage solution! 💍💸
That’s All for Now, Folks! 🎅🎁
Didn’t find the perfect gift in our Secret Santa Top 41? No worries! 🎄✨ Explore our full range of Christmas Gifts and uncover more unique, quirky, and festive surprises that’ll make anyone’s holiday extra special! 🎁🌟