Hello! Hello! My dearest friends – I hope that you are swell. Mr Smithers is the King of Love and wants your Valentines to go well. February 14th is the special day – it’s so easy to get it wrong, but we’ve put together some helpful hints, in our little Smithers song.
This isn’t just a marketing tool – we’ve got your best interests at heart. Or at the least, hope you can run fast – zero effort isn’t smart. So enough of the lecture, Mr Smithers isn’t one to preach. Just pass on his expertise and gifts of love he has to teach.
Roses are a traditional gift, but we like a drop of fun, so we serve up our floral delights in a white, ceramic gun. We do love a vintage pistol, perfect for your sassy Bond Girl. Pop your flowers in this firearm and put your sweetheart in a whirl.
If your missus prefers the bubbles and you like a bottle or two, then our Vintage Wine Bottle Case is the perfect gift for you. Pack up a picnic hamper, and a blanket on which to lay, with your wine bottle case and girl in tow, you’re set for a splendid day.
The main aim for any fella is to receive a Valentines kiss, and our next quirky suggestion will hopefully result in this! A girl can never have too many cushions – this is one of our hottest tips. A sexy black velvet background shows off these ruby red lips.
If a saucy weekend away is what you’ve got in store, your lady may need a new travel bag – our Zebra print is so much more. Destination doesn’t matter, this bag delivers on style. flora and fauna at its best, vintage travel that’s worthwhile.
For a really special present, take a look at our Love Chair. It’s petal edges and subtle curves 0ffer chic and feminine flair. Inspired by the rose flower, our red chair is the ultimate treat. A statement piece of stylish love that will knock her off her feet.
But it’s not all about the ladies, despite what my wife might say. So if you’re after a special gift for him, you’d better come this way.
If you’ve bagged an outdoors chap – wannabe Bear Grylls sort, then our trusty collectible knife sets really is what must be bought. Our vintage reproduction is Swiss Army in its style, with 12 stainless steel blades and tools that will go the extra mile. And sticking with the outdoors, why not bring the outside in?
For the average Skater Boy, our Skateboard Mirrors win, win. Funky in design, stainless steel and mirrored glass, with genuine skateboards trucks – this is retro old skool class.
Are you the glass half empty type? Or the optimistic half full? Well, whilst you sip your whiskey, it’s a point over which to mull. Our thought provoking tumblers, do make an excellent gift.
Choose your glass and company, then pour your tipple and lift. And when you want to take it with you, literally one for the road – we have our Ted Baker Hip Flask, to help keep out the cold.
This dapper looking flask, comes with two stainless steel shot cups – for the man who has everything and loves the phrase ‘Bottoms Up!’
Lastly but by no means least, this one has a hidden agenda – a helpful life changing factor, to aid the Valentine sender. What with this being a Leap Year, it is at last the ladies chance, to ask for her mans hand in marriage and take the lead in their romance.
February 29th is the day – this gift needs patience you see. Just arrange the retro magnets on the fridge, ‘Will you marry me?!’ We’d love a Smithers wedding! Nothing would top that – of course we’d be invited – you know how I love a new hat!
And that, my friends is it! Valentine’s all done and dusted. Rest easy with these suggestions – Mr Smithers can be trusted. So until next time lovely people, I’d best be on my way, but I’ll be back with you in no time and Happy Valentine’s Day!!